But here’s the truth: if you’re still chasing trends, you’re already late. By the time you’ve clicked “add to cart,” the cycle has moved on, and your so-called “statement” piece has turned into cultural noise. That isn’t fashion. That’s fast food.

Fashion—real fashion—isn’t about being “in.” It’s about refusal. Knowing what not to wear is more powerful than knowing what’s trending. Think about it: Kate Moss didn’t become an icon because she copied looks from a moodboard. Anna Wintour isn’t still the bobbed dictator of Vogue because she pivoted to “clean girl” or “balletcore.” Icons commit. They reject. They edit.

So here’s my report: Reject everything. Reject the fake urgency of “now.” Reject the desperation of relevance. Reject beige minimalism, unless you plan to disappear into a wall. Reject the mob wife cosplay, unless you actually have a mob husband footing the bill. Reject micro-trends that reduce entire personalities to a bow, a color, a cocktail recipe.

You don’t need another aesthetic label. You need a spine. The only real “trend” worth following is taste—and taste doesn’t scream for attention. It lingers. It’s timeless because it refuses to obey the algorithm.

The Fashun Doll’s Anti-Trend Report is simple: Stop dressing like the internet is watching. Start dressing like you already know who you are. XoXo, The Fashun Doll's #REPORTS

Every season, the internet spits out a new list of micro-trends you’re supposed to care about. The mob wife aesthetic. Tomato girl summer. Coquette-core. Beige minimalism. A conveyor belt of disposable aesthetics, chewed up on TikTok, spat out on Depop. And the masses run after them like pigeons chasing breadcrumbs.